Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Fourty Things That Annoy Me ~ part 1

1/ Loud Noise of any kind.

2/ Rude and stupid people.

3/ People who think their opinions matter the most.

4/ Religious zealots ; whether they are Christian , Buddhists , Scientologists , or Muslims.  Christians , Scientologists , and Muslims all believe that God is on their side , exclusively , and anybody that disagrees with them is a satanist , a sinner , or going to hell. What scares me the most about radical Muslims , is their willingness to die for a dream , and think nothing of killing innocent people along the way. That's the ultimate in zealousness.

5/ Reality shows.

6/ Dancing With The Stars ; this show is as exciting as watching a baseball game. Watching other people dance is not my idea of a good time. And it's on three times a week! Monday , Tuesday , and Sunday! Why? Why?!

7/ You're Excused ; this has got to be the worst of the reality shows , featuring nasty skanks , and stud wanna be's. And that annoying host needs to be excused.

8/ Gossip Girl ; who comes up with this junk? Is there anybody who actually watches this crap and likes it? Who gives a crap about rich people? I don't!

9/ The Vampire Diaries ; is this the best that the CW has to offer? I hardly think so! What is the fascination with vampires these days? Today's vampires are not cool. Nicholas Knight was a cool vampire , and Forever Knight was a cool show , with believable characters and situations.

10/ Revenge ; the hottest new show of the year , according to ABC. I disagree! A show about a young woman seeking revenge on the person who betrayed her father when she was a kid. Instead of making us sit through a whole boring season , the producers should have had her kill the bitch in the first episode. Series over!
   ABC continuously outdoes itself with coming up with the worst comedies and dramas. This seasons best fare , according to them , are Man Up! and Saburgatory! Seriously?! I remember when ABC used to produce half way decent television. The days of Home Improvement are long gone.

11/ Previews , ads for  upcoming television shows. Is it necessary to run these things five hundred times an hour? Literally? Good God! Enough is enough!

12/ The View ; why this is still on , I will never understand. Someone please explain this to me. Fifteen years of boring women , talking about boring topics , and boring celebrities. God! I just can't stand the excitement anymore! I wish they would all have a huge cat fight , and kill each other. That would make me very happy.

13/ America's Next Top Model ; who wants to watch a bunch of skinny skanks compete to be the next top model? Not me! Most of these girls are not even attractive enough to be models , and most of them look like they have eating disorders.

14/ Infomercials ; proof that people are gullible , and will buy anything cheap and of little value.

15/ Court TV ; Judge Alex , Judge Judy , Judge Joe Brown (man up! - do people really say that?!) , Judge Gloria (when the hell was she a judge?!).  How many do we need? You can't turn the channel without seeing one. Turn the channel again , and there's another one , another one , and another one! Oh God!!!!! Is that all that's on?!! Somebody please shoot me!!

16/ Rosie Donnell's upcoming talk show. Already it's annoying me. Please God! Once was enough!

17/ The Tyra Show ; Another big winner from the CW! ; can anybody honestly sit through this day after day , week after week , and year after year , without developing narcolepsy? I know I can't! This is a show obviously developed with bimbos , and gay men in mind. Another Tyra production that should be cancelled immediately , before the entire nation is over run with Tyra clones!

18/ Ringer ; another show I can't sit through without falling into a deep , catatonic state.

19/ The New 90210 ; warning!!!!!! If you are prone to deep states of catatonia , then exercise extreme caution while watching this!

20/ The Secret Circle ; another CW block buster that will have your head nodding off in circles.

These are just a few things that annoy me ~ and some have actually put me to sleep. I'll be back next time with more things that annoy me... and put me to sleep.