Friday, April 27, 2012

Farting Is Good For The Soul

Flatulence is not necessarily a bad thing. It can be a good thing. It can cleanse the soul of all the waste that it has accumulated over the years ; the crap you've been force fed by your parents , teachers , friends , and the media. One good rip can  purify your soul. So , go ahead , get it out. Make it the biggest rip you've ever let loose! Come on , you can do it! That's it! Now , didn't that feel good? Oh my God , it stank , too!

Celebrities With Names That Sound Like Farts



Whoopi Goldberg ( the chick on The View who looks like Bob Marley's twin ).

Rip Torn ( the actor who can't seem to make up his mind what to call himself ).

Rip Taylor ( The effeminate comedian who likes to throw confetti at people who upset him ).

Rodney Allen Rippy ( child actor of the seventies ).

Minnie Ripperton

The Rippingtons ( jazz/rock group from the nineties ).

Rip Van Winkle ( legend has it that his real name was Rip Van Stinkle ).

Jack "The Ripper" ( according to legend , he acquired this name because he would always manage to rip one while his hands were around a prostitute's throat ).

Kelly Ripa ( it has been rumored that her full maiden name is , Kelly Ripa GoodOne ).




Farts

Slicing cheese ...

Passing gas ...

Breaking wind ...

These are sounds that make me laugh.