Flatulence is not necessarily a bad thing. It can be a good thing. It can cleanse the soul of all the waste that it has accumulated over the years ; the crap you've been force fed by your parents , teachers , friends , and the media. One good rip can purify your soul. So , go ahead , get it out. Make it the biggest rip you've ever let loose! Come on , you can do it! That's it! Now , didn't that feel good? Oh my God , it stank , too!
Friday, April 27, 2012
Celebrities With Names That Sound Like Farts
Whoopi Goldberg ( the chick on The View who looks like Bob Marley's twin ).
Rip Torn ( the actor who can't seem to make up his mind what to call himself ).
Rip Taylor ( The effeminate comedian who likes to throw confetti at people who upset him ).
Rodney Allen Rippy ( child actor of the seventies ).
Minnie Ripperton
The Rippingtons ( jazz/rock group from the nineties ).
Rip Van Winkle ( legend has it that his real name was Rip Van Stinkle ).
Jack "The Ripper" ( according to legend , he acquired this name because he would always manage to rip one while his hands were around a prostitute's throat ).
Kelly Ripa ( it has been rumored that her full maiden name is , Kelly Ripa GoodOne ).
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