Sung to the tune of The Beverley Hillbillies ...
Come listen to my story 'bout a man named Buttz , a drunken old skunk everybody called Putz ,
One fine day he was drinkin' like a fish , when out from the woods come a grinnin' old witch ... granny fartz , that is.
Now the next thing you know old Buttz has been skunked , he stank so bad , he fell into a funk , the kinfolk said , 'Putz , get away from me!' Said , 'The outhouse is where ya oughta be!' So they chased him all the way from Tennessee to Beverley ... Hills , that is. Cesspools , porno stars.
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