Monday, December 26, 2011

Celebrity Farts Book Reviews ~ Die Fat Bitch! by Roseanne


Rosie O'Donnell
                        
The unauthorized biography of Rosie O'Donnell. Focuses mainly on the long time feud between O'Donnell and Roseanne. According to Roseanne , O'Donnell had a bad flatulence problem , which manifested itself whenever she became upset , and would threaten to pass wind on anyone who didn't laugh at her jokes.
Apparently , O'Donnell invited Roseanne to appear on her show with the purpose of 'having it out once and for all' , to see who was the bigger star. According to Roseanne , O'Donnell was jealous of her instant stardom , because of the popularity of The Roseanne Show , and wanted to embarrass her in front of a studio audience , preferably one that she hand picked herself.
"She's jealous of me because I'm a star and she's not!" Roseanne screamed to a Star magazine reporter , while wolfing down a huge Triple Decker subway sandwich.
The star accepted , and a brawl quickly ensued. All hell broke loose , in which one of Roseanne's ears was bitten off.
Several people were injured , and most of the audience was treated for extreme fart gas exposure.

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