Celebrity Farts Book Reviews ~ Psychic Farts , by John Edward

If celebrities wrote books about bodily functions , and other embarrassing situations , they would probably look something like this :



John Edward
"It was the worst fart I ever encountered ,"
said Edward after solving the mystery.
"I was so frightened , my hair has been
standing on end ever since."

                                                                       
How psychic John Edward solved the mystery of the dead celebrity who cut the cheese. The book stayed at number one for a record wind breaking one hundred and twelve weeks , despite the fact that it was bashed by psychic debunker , James Randy. Mr. Randy , a well known magician , had previously offered a one million dollar reward to anyone who can prove that psychic phenomena actually exists.

To this day , the reward has remained unclaimed.

"He's a phony baloney , and I can prove it ," claimed Mr. Randy , soon after the book was published. "The only fart he detected was his own."